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 10:11 | 18/Jul/2008 | 0 Comment(s)
Hey freinds" Good Morning"

 




No one is born happy ..
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness ..
So today, make others happy ..
Flash your sweetest smile
Good Morning and have a day full of smiles...

Regards,

MANTU

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 17:49 | 15/Jul/2008 | 0 Comment(s)
Amazing Calculations ...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

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 14:30 | 8/Jul/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
TO YOU MY FRIEND!!!!

                         

          www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

                                            To My Friend

 

www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

My Friend...
I am a different person,
a better person,
since we first became friends.

Your honesty helps me
to see my weaknesses,
and your support helps me
to turn them into strengths.

 

 

www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

Thank you
for not saying the things
you think I want to hear,
but for saying the things
I need to know.

You're one of the few people
I trust when you tell me
that I've done well,
because you are one of the few who will tell me
when I could do better.

 

www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

You challenge me
to be the best I can be...
by accepting and appreciating me,
you've helped me
learn to accept
and appreciate myself.

Thank you for being my friend!

 

www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

"No Better Friend"


Deep emotional one,
Who reaches out to me...
Arms so comforting and strong.
Overlooking my failures...
Forgiving and loving this one.
Tenderhearted you have been.
Besides you....In the world I find...
No better friend.

 

www.funchoice.blogspot.com

 

 


 

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